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the ole riverrat was setting in the house when a vaccum salesman knocked on the door the other day he was using high pressure sales tactics to sell the sweeper. I kept telling him I had no use for it desperate he finally threw a bag of dirt on my floor and said if his sweeper wouldnt sweep it up he would eat any dirt left behind. Ole rat handed him a spoon with a grin and said get to eating buddy they shut my power off last week
 

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Re: finally the real dirty joke ole rat and the vaccum sales

True story...........

A friend of mine saw a couple of JW's coming up to the door. He grabbed a beer from the fridgre and opened the door after the knock.

First words he spoke:

"Come on in and have a beer and we'll talk. Otherwise, hit the road". It didn't take them long at all to find the street.
 
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