Golfing accident

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by bamabww, Sep 4, 2013.

  1. bamabww

    bamabww New Member

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    One day I accidentally overturned my cart.
    Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer who lived in a villa on the golf course we were living at outside Houston, heard the noise and called out,
    you okay? What's your name?"
    " Joe, and Im OK, thanks," I replied.

    "Joe, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest awhile, and I'll help you get the cart up later."
    "That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife would like it."
    "Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.
    She was very pretty and persuasive.
    "Well, okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it."
    After a restorative brandy, and some driving and putting lessons, I thanked my host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."
    "Don't be silly!†Elizabeth said with a smile. “She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

    "Under the cart," I said.
     
  2. PerryBee

    PerryBee New Member

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    :lol::rolling::rotfl:
     

  3. tecumseh

    tecumseh New Member

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    I guess you hear about the Aggie that broke his leg when he fell off the ball washer?
     
  4. bamabww

    bamabww New Member

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    No, I haven't but since we play them next week, I could use the info!