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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Walt B, Nov 27, 2013.

  1. Walt B

    Walt B Active Member

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    So, yesterday I drove to Waco to get a haircut. When I returned home I had a haircut, a bag of snacks, 4 frozen pizzas, 6 bottles of wine, and a rifle. My wife thought it was strange. There's just no figuring out women. :roll:

    Anyway, the questions asked when purchasing the rifle made me think, "I should have worked for the government", and I simultaneously remembered the lyrics from Alice's Restaurant, "Kid, have you rehabilitated yourself?"

    One of the questions on the form was, "Are you a fugitive from justice?" Really? :dash1:Would anybody ever say "yes"? Reminds me of when the airlines would ask, "Has anybody you don't know packed your bags for you?"

    Imagine all the crazy, stupid, and fun things I could have done as a government employee. Have you always been a human? When did you first realize you were alive? Do you know any creatures from alien planets? It would have been great! :lol:

    Walt
     
  2. efmesch

    efmesch Active Member

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    How about "Do you plan on using your rifle for anything illegal?"
     

  3. Walt B

    Walt B Active Member

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    Ef, that question may have been there. Another one was "Do you regularly use illegal drugs such as marijuana, cocaine, and heroin?" :eek:

    Walt
     
  4. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    If making the form, I would have to ask: Does your wife know how to use it, and do you have a mistress?

    If yes, involuntary commitment would be instant.
     
  5. Walt B

    Walt B Active Member

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    :thumbsup: :rolling:

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    PerryBee New Member

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  7. Ray

    Ray Member

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    Are you purchasing this to injure yourself or others?
     
  8. Slowmodem

    Slowmodem New Member

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    Walt, just stay away from the group W bench! :lol:
     
  9. Walt B

    Walt B Active Member

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    Ray, actually it is for varmints, but with my skill I will end up injuring me again. :lol:

    Greg, But you can have so much fun playing with the pencils on the Group W bench. :wink:

    Walt
     
  10. Slowmodem

    Slowmodem New Member

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    I have that album on my ipod. At work today during lunch, we're all going to listen to it.