DAY 1: Dear Diary, All packed for the cruise ship -- my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. I'm very excited. Our local Red Hat chapter planned this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one, and I can't wait! DAY 2: Dear Diary, Spent the entire day at sea. Beautiful! Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man. DAY 3: Dear Diary, At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive. DAY 4: Dear Diary, Won $800.00 in the ship's casino! Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal, complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband. DAY 5: Dear Diary, Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship. I was shocked! DAY 6: Dear Diary, Today I saved 1600 lives. Twice.