Home Depot warning

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Iddee, Sep 6, 2009.

  1. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    Please BE CAREFUL--warning for men



    Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc.

    This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. This will only become more commonplace as the weather warms.

    A ' heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise.

    Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

    Here's how the scam works:

    Two seriously good- looking 20-something girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.

    You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also August 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th & 12th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

    So tell your friends to be careful.

    P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K- Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Home Depot. Too bad this scam doesn't work at ACE hardware
     
  2. BjornBee

    BjornBee New Member

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    Tenjoooberrymuds..... :lol:
     

  3. Charles

    Charles New Member

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    Might have to go pick me up some deck screws tomorrow, I'll keep my eye out for them :lol:
     
  4. BjornBee

    BjornBee New Member

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    I don't carry a wallet..... :cry:
     
  5. Charles

    Charles New Member

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    you can borrow one of mine ;)
     
  6. BjornBee

    BjornBee New Member

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    And if I said I don't wear underwear.... :eek:

    :lol:
     
  7. G3farms

    G3farms New Member

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    then we would hope you at least wore a belt or suspenders :lol: :lol:

    G3
     
  8. BjornBee

    BjornBee New Member

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    Of course... ;) Something has to hold my tools... :lol:
     
  9. BjornBee

    BjornBee New Member

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    T-shirts on sale at Home Depot....

    I got hammered at Home Depot!

    I got screwed at Home Depot!

    I got nailed at Home Depot!

    :lol: