How's your day??? actually my day was good.

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Iddee, Oct 25, 2010.

  1. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large,
    trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it
    down in one swig.
    "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst
    into tears.
    "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t
    stand to see a man crying."
    "This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure.
    I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking
    lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I
    left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with
    the gardener, and then my dog bit me."
    "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it
    all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison
    dissolve. Then you, you jerk, show up and drink the whole thing! But
    enough about me, how's your day going?"
     
  2. tecumseh

    tecumseh New Member

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  3. G3farms

    G3farms New Member

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    :shock: whad ya say there fella??
    :lol: :lol: