I am not old

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Marbees, Mar 14, 2012.

  1. Marbees

    Marbees Member

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    Woke up this morning, moved my knees, lifted my arms, turned my neck.
    Everything made the same noise: Craaaaccckk.
    I came to a conclusion, I am not old, I'm CRISPY:lol:
     
  2. efmesch

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    Alternate conclusion: you finally got back to working your hives after a winter's rest.
     

  3. Slowmodem

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    I'm not too old to cut the mustard,
    I'm just too tired to spread it around.

    Shel Silverstein
     
  4. PerryBee

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    I ain't as good as I once was
    My how the years have flown
    But there was a time, back in my prime
    When I could really hold my own
    But if you wanna fight tonight
    Guess those boys don't look all that tough
    I ain't as good as I once was
    But I'm as good once as I ever was"

    I used to be hell on wheels
    Back when I was a younger man
    Now my body says, "You can't do this boy"
    But my pride says, "Oh yes you can"

    I ain't as good as I once was
    That's just the cold hard truth
    I still throw a few back, talk a little smack
    When I'm feelin' bulletproof
    So don't double dog dare me now
    'Cause I'd have to call your bluff

    I ain't as good as I once was
    But I'm as good once as I ever was :wink: :lol: :mrgreen:
     
  5. rast

    rast New Member

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    Perry, what about the first verse?:wink:
     
  6. PerryBee

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    That I can still do more than once! :wink: :lol: (pass the little blue pill) :lol:
     
  7. Slowmodem

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  8. Marbees

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    And I had impression that you were treatment free:lol::wink:
     
  9. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    ""That I can still do more than once! :wink: :lol: (pass the little blue pill) :lol: ""

    Careful, this is the joke forum. We may believe that's the best joke yet. :razz:
     
  10. PerryBee

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    There are some things I would never joke about :shock:................................Naw, I'd joke about that too! :lol:
     
  11. gunsmith

    gunsmith New Member

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    Them little blue pills keep you from rolling out of bed at night.
     
  12. brooksbeefarm

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    Yep, i take two of those little blue pills every night,(Acetaminophen PM) and i sleep like a baby.:lol: Jack