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Woke up this morning, moved my knees, lifted my arms, turned my neck.
Everything made the same noise: Craaaaccckk.
I came to a conclusion, I am not old, I'm CRISPY:lol:
 

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Alternate conclusion: you finally got back to working your hives after a winter's rest.
 

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I ain't as good as I once was
My how the years have flown
But there was a time, back in my prime
When I could really hold my own
But if you wanna fight tonight
Guess those boys don't look all that tough
I ain't as good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was"

I used to be hell on wheels
Back when I was a younger man
Now my body says, "You can't do this boy"
But my pride says, "Oh yes you can"

I ain't as good as I once was
That's just the cold hard truth
I still throw a few back, talk a little smack
When I'm feelin' bulletproof
So don't double dog dare me now
'Cause I'd have to call your bluff

I ain't as good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was :wink: :lol: :mrgreen:
 

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That I can still do more than once! :wink: :lol: (pass the little blue pill) :lol:
And I had impression that you were treatment free:lol::wink:
 

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""That I can still do more than once! :wink: :lol: (pass the little blue pill) :lol: ""

Careful, this is the joke forum. We may believe that's the best joke yet. :razz:
 
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