I'm still Alive

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by DonMcJr, Apr 8, 2013.

  1. DonMcJr

    DonMcJr New Member

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    whole arm still numb from the nerve block so no pain yet still. Last I remember before the surgery was the Anesthesiologist telling me his middle name was Christian and his Uncle was Thor and the old nurse said Are you ready to start your Breast Augmentation? She thought she was funny and she was Canadian cause she said something about customs and coming over the bridge this morning...then I woke up and they were just getting ready to wheel my bed back to my room.

    Stopped by to see my mom and dad and then home by 2pm!

    This Cast is heavy though my neck hurts!

    Heres the temp cast new one Wednesday... I look like im very tired!
     

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    Is that pain killer you are holding in your left hand? Looks a bit like a Crown Royal bottle!:thumbsup:

    Cheers!

    Frank
     

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    Glad to hear you're OK. :thumbsup:
    What size bra are you going to need? :lol:
     
  4. DonMcJr

    DonMcJr New Member

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    its maple syrup!

    Perry I'm hoping DD...lol!:lol:
     
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    Glad to hear every thing went ok DonMcJr, hear hoping that you will not be so out of it by morning with no pain.

    kebee
     
  6. DonMcJr

    DonMcJr New Member

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    Well I know its hard to try an scoop up a snapping turtle with a shovel with just your left hand! Wife and I walked out to the pond and he was buried in the mud just head sticking out but he got away! needed 2 hands!
     
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    Glad it went well....... Sure we could make some hooch with Maple syrup ??
     
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    Great! Get well soon! That is funny about the doc and nurse...:grin:
     
  9. DonMcJr

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    Whats even funnier is before surgery after they drugged me up I was telling my wife they all were touching my penis...lol I don't remember any of it. I guess a lady in the next room or curtain area was laughing and I asked her if she wanted to touch it too, lol and her drugged up husband laughed like crazy.

    Fun day at the surgery center thanks to me...lol!
     
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    Glad you're on the mend. Get well soon! :)

    Rent some $6 Million Man videos. Better, stronger, faster........
     
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    Get well soon:thumbsup: Don't see the change after the augmentation, but you look younger :lol:
     
  12. DonMcJr

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    I used to love that show!

    [video=youtube_share;HofoK_QQxGc]http://youtu.be/HofoK_QQxGc[/video]
     
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    Good luck and hope all goes well.
     
  14. PerryBee

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    Don, I haven't had a laugh like I did this morning for a long time. I was always worried about what I might say when coming out of a surgery, I have heard that church going folks can swear up a blue streak, etc. etc.
    For the big laugh, and not being afraid to provide the forum with some funny stuff........................
    Slice of pie for you! :thumbsup:
    slice of pie 5.jpeg
     
  15. DonMcJr

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    Glad it made you laugh!:lol:

    I can only imagine what else I might have said...:shock:
     
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    well wishes to you don on a speedy recovery!
     
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    Bah!!!!!!!
     
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    p.s. don,
    i had a rather unpleasant experience this summer with having a bridge partially cut and removed to extract a tooth. this required visits to 3 different dentistry experts, and 6 total when it was said and done. anyway, i opted for anesthesia when the day came for the surgeon to remove it. my surgeon was female, a very funny southern lady, and her staff all male. i had already met her, and she knew i kept bees, and also knew i didn't care for her 'mystery tools' and i was squeamish. so i think to ease me up, her and the staff, preparing for the extraction of the tooth, were talking bees and asking questions. next thing i remember, waking up, and some laughter. apparently, i came out of the anesthetic yammerin' and describing how queen bees mate. in addition when they went to move me out of the chair to recovery, i couldn't figure out why they were moving me, i was like where's the doc....she hasn't pulled the tooth. one of the male assistants laughed, "oh, she pulled the tooth, and now we know how queen bees mate with drone bees in the air.....:lol:

    not as dicey as your information......, la, la, la,.....:lol: but funny.

    i hear tell that anesthesia is sort of a funny truth barometer.....so i guess i'm wondering what you all were discussing before the anesthesia...uh....on 2nd thought, maybe i don't want to know! :lol:
     
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    Thanks Don for the re-direction link. I'm glad it's all over and that you got out without a P----augmentation. That would have been too much. Can you imagine having to wear a size DD jock belt held up by suspenders? :lol::rotfl:
    Next time that turtle shows up you'll be ready to catch him.
    For the meanwhile, keep those one-handed posts coming.
     
  20. DonMcJr

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    Well the pain isn't too bad at all either he fixed the right stuff or messed up the nerves bad, lol!

    I can feel all my fingers and arm and can move all fingers too... Doc apt in a few to check stitches and get a new cast!