Inner Peace

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Iddee, Feb 23, 2010.

  1. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES



    I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Oprah show, you too can find inner peace.



    Dr. Oz proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.'



    So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.



    You have no idea how great I feel right now.
     
  2. G3farms

    G3farms New Member

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    I hope when you left you did not go out of the yard :lol: :lol:

    G3