Jack Daniels Fishing Story

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  1. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    Jack Daniels Fishing Story

    I finally got around to going fishing this mornin' - but after a
    while, I ran out of worms.

    Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good
    bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his
    mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it
    in my bait bucket.

    Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten -
    I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.

    His eyes rolled back, he went limp! I released him into the lake
    without incident and carried on with my fishing, using the frog as bait.

    A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.

    There was that dang snake with another frog in his mouth!
     
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    rast New Member

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    :rolling: :rotfl: :rolling:
     
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    :drinks:

    Good one.