Just Fred

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Iddee, Nov 21, 2012.

  1. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a guy on a Harley for
    Traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.
    'Fred,' he replies.
    'Fred what?' the officer asks.
    'Just Fred,' the man responds.
    The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break,
    And write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him
    For the last name. The man tells him that he used to have a last name but
    Lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along
    With it.
    'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'
    The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred Johnson.
    I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted
    To be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency,
    And finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got
    Bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my
    Dream! Got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was Fred
    Johnson, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around
    With my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS,
    With VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS.
    Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the
    ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD
    Leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson...
    So now I am Just Fred.'
    The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
     
  2. PerryBee

    PerryBee New Member

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    :lol: :rolling: :rotfl:
     

  3. blueblood

    blueblood New Member

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    You laugh but I have had stranger folks out there! Ha! Good one Iddee! :lol:
     
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    gunsmith New Member

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    brooksbeefarm New Member

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    Right on Blueblood, I think it should be mandatory that when you get out of school, that you have to work in law enforcement or Fire Rescue for one year.:roll: But then, people would be afraid to leave their house.:lol: Good one iddee. Jack
     
  6. Slowmodem

    Slowmodem New Member

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    There's several Freds at work I'm going to send this to! :D