"Just rub it"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Eddy Honey, Jan 30, 2013.

  1. Eddy Honey

    Eddy Honey New Member

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    A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'
    The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'
    The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.'
    The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.'
    The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.
    He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
    The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'
    The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!
     
  2. Marbees

    Marbees Member

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    So Irish :lol::thumbsup: Love it :grin:
     

  3. bamabww

    bamabww Active Member

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    Another good one Eddy
     
  4. efmesch

    efmesch Active Member

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    Whose gonna past THAT test (as opposed to the juggling test) :?:

    When the "lighter side" starts getting over-active, I think it's a sign that the winter is getting on the nerves of the beekeepers. :rolling::rotfl:
     
  5. gunsmith

    gunsmith New Member

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    So true, ef, so true.