Just when you thought you were Ageless

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  1. Charles

    Charles New Member

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    Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old.

    Well . . You'll love this one.

    My name is Sarah , and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

    I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome,
    Dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.

    Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

    Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the
    Deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

    After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park high school. 'Yes . Yes, I did. I'm a
    Mustang,' he gleamed with pride. 'When did you graduate?' I asked. He answered, 'in 1975. Why do you ask?'

    'You were in my class!', I exclaimed. He looked at me closely.

    Then, that

    Ugly,

    Old,

    Bald,

    Wrinkled,

    Fat-assed,

    Gray-haired,

    Decrepit

    Son-of-a-beeswax asked,

    'What, did you teach???

    :shock:
     
  2. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    I busted a gut over that one.