kids, and their views on things.............................

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  1. G3farms

    G3farms New Member

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    The Way Children See Things!

    NUDITY
    I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when
    a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark
    naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout
    from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!

    HONESTY
    My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd
    dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it
    in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my
    bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in
    the toilet a few days ago.

    OPINIONS
    On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a Note
    from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are
    not necessarily those of his parents."

    KETCHUP
    A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar.
    During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to
    answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother.
    Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now.
    She's hitting the bottle."

    MORE NUDITY
    A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's
    locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies
    grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, ! ! ! "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy
    before?"

    ELDERLY
    While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly
    shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds.
    The various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and
    wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at
    a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the
    inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The
    tooth fairy will never believe this!"

    DRESS-UP
    A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw
    her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that
    suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache
    the next morning."

    SCHOOL
    A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just
    wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!"

    BIBLE
    A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he
    fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He
    picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had
    been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy called out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young
    boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear."


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  2. BjornBee

    BjornBee New Member

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    Very nice... :lol: