Let's Offend Everybody!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Iddee, Feb 14, 2011.

  1. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    OH! .. Let's Offend Everybody!

    Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
    A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

    Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
    A. A different bar.

    Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
    A. Sum Ting Wong .

    Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
    A. A speech impediment.

    Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
    A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.

    Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays?
    A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

    Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
    A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal ....along with a recipe.

    Q. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
    A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'

    Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
    A. A northern fairytale begins, ...'Once upon a time...'
    A southern fairytale begins, ... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this bleep.'

    Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
    A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, or swim are already in the United States

    OH! shut up ... just pass it on!
     
  2. riverrat

    riverrat New Member

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    sex ed on tuesdays and thursdays :rolling: on that one
     

  3. srvfantexasflood

    srvfantexasflood New Member

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    You forgot musicians. Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
    A: Homeless
     
  4. rast

    rast New Member

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    I must be a little dense. I failed to see the humor, all I saw was fact's. :D
     
  5. riverrat

    riverrat New Member

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    Boy I could take this post and run with it. But then ole Iddee is pretty thin skinned so I better hush up :D :drinks: :rolling:
     
  6. me2pl

    me2pl New Member

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    :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:
     
  7. crackerbee

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    Iddee we 're gonna get along just great next week :rolling: :rotfl: :rolling: :rolling: :rotfl: :rolling: