Life just gets better as you get older, doesnâ€™t it. I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to pass gas. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my "music" to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at meâ€¦. I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipodâ€¦â€¦.. And how was your day? This is what happens when old people start using technology!