Marriage

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Iddee, Nov 19, 2013.

  1. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    Tim decided to tie the knot with Sue, his long time girlfriend.

    One evening, after their honeymoon, he was in his work room assembling some shell reloads for his planned upcoming hunt.

    Sue was standing there at the bench.

    After a long period of silence she finally spoke.

    “Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, handloading ammo, and fishing.

    She continued, “Maybe you should sell your guns and boat too.

    Tim got this horrified look on his face.

    Sue then said, "Darling, what's wrong?"

    Tim replied, "There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."

    "Ex wife!" Sue screamed, "I didn't know you were married before!"

    "ÂI wasn't."
     
  2. riverbee

    riverbee Active Member

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    ooops.......:lol:
     

  3. efmesch

    efmesch Active Member

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    A wise man once said:
    “Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.”
    Shel Silverstein

    :mrgreen:
     
  4. riverbee

    riverbee Active Member

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    that is totally funny ef!