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Here are definition questions and their answers from the exam to become a doctor at the School Of Medicine

QUESTION--------------- ANSWER

1. Artery -----------------The study of painting

2. Bacteria ---------------Back door to cafeteria

3. Barium---------------- When doctors make mistakes

4. Bowel -----------------A letter like a, e, i, o, u


5. Caesarian Section ------A district in Rome


6. Cauterize ---------------Make eye contact with her



7. Coma -------------------Punctuation mark


8. Cat scan----------------- Searching for kitty


9. Congenital--------------- Friendly


10. Dilate------------------- Make eye contact with her


11. Enema -----------------Not a friend


12. Genital -----------------Not Jewish


13. High Colonic----------- Jewish holiday


14. Impotent-------------- Important and well known


15. Labor Pain -------------Not a friend Getting hurt at work


16. Medical Staff ------------A Doctor's walking stick


17. Morbid------------------ Make another bid


18. Nitrate------------------ Much cheaper than day rate


19. Out patient -------------A patient who has fainted


20. Pap smear------------- Fatherhood test


21. Pelvis -------------------Cousin of Elvis


22. Post operative---------- Letter deliveryman


23. Recovery Room ---------Place to do upholstery


24. Rectum ------------------Damn near killed 'em


25. Rheumatic--------------- Thinking of love


26. Secretion----------------- Hiding something


27. Seizure-------------------- Marc Anthony's friend


28. Tablet---------------------- Small table


29. Terminal Illness ------------Getting sick at the airport


30. Tumor ----------------------More than one


31. Urine -----------------------Opposite of you'out
 
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