Medicine Exam

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    Here are definition questions and their answers from the exam to become a doctor at the School Of Medicine

    QUESTION--------------- ANSWER

    1. Artery -----------------The study of painting

    2. Bacteria ---------------Back door to cafeteria

    3. Barium---------------- When doctors make mistakes

    4. Bowel -----------------A letter like a, e, i, o, u


    5. Caesarian Section ------A district in Rome


    6. Cauterize ---------------Make eye contact with her



    7. Coma -------------------Punctuation mark


    8. Cat scan----------------- Searching for kitty


    9. Congenital--------------- Friendly


    10. Dilate------------------- Make eye contact with her


    11. Enema -----------------Not a friend


    12. Genital -----------------Not Jewish


    13. High Colonic----------- Jewish holiday


    14. Impotent-------------- Important and well known


    15. Labor Pain -------------Not a friend Getting hurt at work


    16. Medical Staff ------------A Doctor's walking stick


    17. Morbid------------------ Make another bid


    18. Nitrate------------------ Much cheaper than day rate


    19. Out patient -------------A patient who has fainted


    20. Pap smear------------- Fatherhood test


    21. Pelvis -------------------Cousin of Elvis


    22. Post operative---------- Letter deliveryman


    23. Recovery Room ---------Place to do upholstery


    24. Rectum ------------------Damn near killed 'em


    25. Rheumatic--------------- Thinking of love


    26. Secretion----------------- Hiding something


    27. Seizure-------------------- Marc Anthony's friend


    28. Tablet---------------------- Small table


    29. Terminal Illness ------------Getting sick at the airport


    30. Tumor ----------------------More than one


    31. Urine -----------------------Opposite of you'out