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Here are definition questions and their answers from the exam to become a doctor at the School Of Medicine

QUESTION--------------- ANSWER

1. Artery -----------------The study of painting

2. Bacteria ---------------Back door to cafeteria

3. Barium---------------- When doctors make mistakes

4. Bowel -----------------A letter like a, e, i, o, u

5. Caesarian Section ------A district in Rome

6. Cauterize ---------------Make eye contact with her

7. Coma -------------------Punctuation mark

8. Cat scan----------------- Searching for kitty

9. Congenital--------------- Friendly

10. Dilate------------------- Make eye contact with her

11. Enema -----------------Not a friend

12. Genital -----------------Not Jewish

13. High Colonic----------- Jewish holiday

14. Impotent-------------- Important and well known

15. Labor Pain -------------Not a friend Getting hurt at work

16. Medical Staff ------------A Doctor's walking stick

17. Morbid------------------ Make another bid

18. Nitrate------------------ Much cheaper than day rate

19. Out patient -------------A patient who has fainted

20. Pap smear------------- Fatherhood test

21. Pelvis -------------------Cousin of Elvis

22. Post operative---------- Letter deliveryman

23. Recovery Room ---------Place to do upholstery

24. Rectum ------------------Damn near killed 'em

25. Rheumatic--------------- Thinking of love

26. Secretion----------------- Hiding something

27. Seizure-------------------- Marc Anthony's friend

28. Tablet---------------------- Small table

29. Terminal Illness ------------Getting sick at the airport

30. Tumor ----------------------More than one

31. Urine -----------------------Opposite of you'out
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