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My One Day Employment

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for
many retirees, I lasted less than a day.... About two hours into my
first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman
walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them
all the way through the entrance.

I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice
children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped
yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they ain't twins. The oldest
one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you think they're
twins? Are you blind or stupid?

So I replied, “I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't
believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you
for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work
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