neighbour's daughter's rabbit

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by the kid, Sep 25, 2010.

  1. the kid

    the kid New Member

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    One afternoon while doing some work in the
    garden I noticed my dog dragging something
    under the fence. Upon inspection, to my
    dismay, I realized it was the next door
    neighbour's daughter's rabbit. For years I
    had watch her come home from school and head
    straight out to its cage, free it and play
    with it in the garden. I knew today would be
    no different and fearing for our dog, I had
    to think fast.

    The rabbit was quite dirty, as if it had put
    up quite a struggle, so I washed it off with
    the hose, combed it with the dog brush and
    blew it dry with the leaf blower. Upon
    finishing its grooming, I jumped the fence
    and replaced it back in its cage hoping its
    death would be written off as "natural causes".
    Within the hour, the neighbour's car pulled in
    and out popped the little girl, and as usual
    she headed straight for the cage. Only this
    time she stopped about six feet away and
    screamed "DDDDDAAAADDDDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    Her father, panic stricken, stood looking at
    the cage. Being the good neighbour that I am, I
    rushed to fence and asked if there was anything
    I could do.

    Her father less than calmly blurted, "What kind
    of sick individual would dig up a little girl's
    dead rabbit and put it back in it's cage?"
  2. Charles

    Charles New Member

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