Nine words women use

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  1. bamabww

    bamabww New Member

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    (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome', that will bring on a 'whatever')..

    (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying...Go to Hell

    (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to # 3.
     
  2. JPthebeeman

    JPthebeeman New Member

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    Lord have mercy, how true is that! :mrgreen:


    ...JP
     

  3. PerryBee

    PerryBee New Member

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    This has got to be some of the funniest stuff I have read in a long, long time. (with apologies to the many women on this forum) I am sure there is the equivalent stuff regarding men somewhere, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't find it as funny!
    Thanks guys, my guts hurt from the laughing! :rolling: :rotfl:

    Now how do I change my name here so no one can tell I read this? :lol:
     
  4. Slowmodem

    Slowmodem New Member

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    :thumbsup: :lol:
     
  5. Zulu

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    Iddee you are indeed very BRAVE
     
  6. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    OR OTHERWISE?? :eek: