Nutritional studies

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Charles, Jul 28, 2009.

  1. Charles

    Charles New Member

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    An oldie but a goodie ;)

    For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

    1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    CONCLUSION

    Eat and drink what you like.
    Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
     
  2. BjornBee

    BjornBee New Member

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    Eat and drink what you want as long as you still can....... :roll:
     

  3. rast

    rast New Member

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    I won't make my days on earth miserable trying to prolong them.