[Charles]

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.

One is engaged,one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men
by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.'
Then we made love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice,
heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't
say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings,
stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"

 

[Iddee]

My friend came home and as soon as he walked in the door, his wife flailed him with a cast iron frying pan, knocking him out. As he came to, he looked up and asked, "what was that all about'? She said, "for 12 years of bad sex.



Three days he walked in, went straight up to her and smacked her hard enough to knock her down and 6 feet across the room. When she asked why, he simply said, "for knowing the difference"?

 

[dogsoldier13]

a man and his wife were just getting ready for the day when his wife said how do you want your eggs? he said,fry one and scramble the other one,when she was done and set his plate on the table,he punched her in the eye,she said why did you do that? he said "you fried the wrong one"