ole iddee got in shape

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  1. riverrat

    riverrat New Member

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    Ole Iddee went in for heart surgery. While on the operating table he had a near death experience. Seeing God he asked "Is my time up?" God answered, "No, you have another 40 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, Ole Iddee went to the gym, lost weight, started eating right, and got healthy . Got a new hair style and grew a goatee. Since he had so much more time to live, he figured he might as well make the most of it. After getting into shape Ole Iddee was a changed man. While crossing the street on his way home, he was hit by a car and died immediately. Arriving in front of God, he demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years, why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the car?"

    God replied, "I didn't recognize you."
     
  2. blueblood

    blueblood New Member

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    Whew hoo!!! That is funny!
     

  3. efmesch

    efmesch Active Member

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    It would have been even funnier if it didn't seem to be referring to anyone in particular. :oops: :dash1:
     
  4. PerryBee

    PerryBee New Member

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    He's got a pretty tough hide Ef. :wink:
     
  5. riverrat

    riverrat New Member

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    EF I apologize. I was just poking the old crow to make sure he is kickin. We want to keep him around longer than the 40 years predicted
     
  6. efmesch

    efmesch Active Member

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    All I can say is that in "introductions" I often point out that in this forum we laugh WITH you, not AT you. I'll stick to that policy.
     
  7. efmesch

    efmesch Active Member

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    He's playing it smart and keeping quiet. :think:
     
  8. Slowmodem

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    Reminds me of Little Nicky. :D
     
  9. Ray

    Ray Member

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    PerryBee is the one WE have trouble recognizing. :)