One Liner Thread

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Eddy Honey, Jun 23, 2012.

  1. Ray

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    The book;
    80ft to the outhouse
    by Willie Makeit and Betty Dont
    I know old old old, but it's still cute
     
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    Believe it or not, that's one I haven't heard. I've heard others similar (can't print here though) but that one is new.
     

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    Under The Bleachers by Seymour Butts
     
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    Yellow River by IP Freely
     
  5. Ray

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    One liners?
    Well, now that's a deep subject!
     
  6. Ray

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    If I don't find a job soon, I'll be out picking scratch with the chickens:eek:

    Freckles; It looks like you got caught standing behind a cow eating bran :razz:

    It's raining cats and dogs, no it's raining harder than that. It's raining like a cow p-ing on a flat rock:wink:
     
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    Rusty bed springs by I.P. Daily
     
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    Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
     
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    I have 3 nephews that are color blind their favorite is.
    " Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I'm color blind, they all look that way."
     
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    a snip..
    The 10 Best Caddy Replies


    'how did you break that leg'.... reply 'I fell off the ball washer'.
     
  11. Ray

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    With the weather the way it is, reminds me of an old saying; The snow is butt deep to a tall Indian.
     
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    I'm a peripheral visionary. I can see the future, but only off to the sides.
     
  13. Ray

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    Is that anything like; the agnostic, dyslectic, dyspeptic, insomniac; that lays awake at night, in pain, wondering if there really is a DOG.
     
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    Or like the dead atheist: All dressed up and no place to go. :D
     
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    Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak. ;)
     
  16. Ray

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    "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet"
    Calling crap, manure sure don't change the stink
     
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    Bird ID


    This is AMAZING! Until now I never fully understood how to tell the difference between male and female birds. Which of the two birds is a female?

    bird id.gif
     
  18. Ray

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    After reading all the brags.. er... complaints about the bad weather north of the border.....in Michigan they used to say that the U.P. had 2 seasons: 9 months of winter followed by 3 months of tough sledding!
     
  19. gunsmith

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    Michigan weather: Michigan has 4 seasons, just like everyone else. They are as follows:

    Winter

    Still winter

    Almost winter

    Construction

    (Sorry Ray, had to do it. :lol: )
     
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    They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles.
    Who the h--- runs 8 miles in 45 seconds?