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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Eddy Honey, Jun 23, 2012.
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45 seconds is alot longer than you think!
I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong.
10 out of every 3 people suffer from dyslexia.
The early bird may get the worm, but it is the second mouse that gets the cheese.
When attacked by clowns, go for the juggler. :lol:
To understand paranoid people better, follow them around.
ole Iddee has figured out how to get drunk on water!!!!!! He took a 30 pack out on the boat with him
Not really a one-liner but close (and sadly, it's real, not a joke):
One more for the road...........
The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important
Good one Iddee I like it. When helmets where made mandatory in the NHL there was opposition from many of the players. even tho they had to wear helmets in minor hockey.
These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter .
I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm "here
Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
is that kind of like............
One of my earliest memories is going to the drive-in with dad and coming home with mom.
Is it possible the last guy in China to become a millionaire changed his name to Cha Ching
It was a whole lot easier to get older, than to get wiser.
Closest I've come to murder: Holding Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop!
Madonna is 54 her boyfriend is 22; Jennifer Lopez is 43 her boyfriend 26. If you're not with anyone, don't worry, perhaps they're not born yet.
My wife went to high school with Madonna in Rochester, MI. 54 isn't old! LOL