One wish

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by rast, Aug 9, 2011.

  1. rast

    rast New Member

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    A biker guy was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head...

    in a booming voice, the Lord above said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant

    you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii , so I can ride over anytime I want!"

    The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking;

    the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it,

    but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something

    that could possibly better help mankind."

    The biker thought about it for a long time... finally, he said, "Lord, after much thought I wish that I, and all men,

    could better understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries,

    what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

    The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
     
  2. crackerbee

    crackerbee New Member

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    Good one Rast :lol: ,I really needed a good chuckle today.