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A biker guy was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head...

in a booming voice, the Lord above said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant

you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii , so I can ride over anytime I want!"

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking;

the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it,

but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something

that could possibly better help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time... finally, he said, "Lord, after much thought I wish that I, and all men,

could better understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries,

what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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