Oops!!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Iddee, Mar 26, 2013.

  1. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    A guy goes to the store and notices a very attractive woman waving at him.

    She says, "Hello!"

    He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
    So he asks, "Do you know me?"

    To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

    Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.

    So he asks, "Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while another stripper whipped my butt with wet celery?"

    She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
     
  2. Gypsi

    Gypsi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    good one :lol:
     

  3. Slowmodem

    Slowmodem New Member

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  4. jb63

    jb63 New Member

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    That's funny:lol:
     
  5. PerryBee

    PerryBee New Member

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    Good one! :thumbsup: :lol:
     
  6. Lburou

    Lburou Member

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    I was thinking more of Oops paint, but I wouldn't know what color to paint that one. ;)
     
  7. ApisBees

    ApisBees Active Member

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    Love it Iddee thanks for the LOL
     
  8. oblib

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    that a good one :lol: