PERKS

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Marbees, Feb 24, 2012.

  1. Marbees

    Marbees Member

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    Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!


    01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

    02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

    03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

    04. People call at 9 PM and ask,"did I wake you?"

    05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

    06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

    07. Things you buy now won't wear out.

    08. You can eat supper at 4 PM.

    09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

    10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans..

    11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
    12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

    13. You sing along with elevator music.

    14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

    15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

    16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

    17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

    18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

    19. You can't remember who sent you this list.

    20. And you notice these are all in Bold Print for your convenience.

    Forward this to every one you can remember right now!


    Never, under any circumstances ,take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night!

     
  2. Slowmodem

    Slowmodem New Member

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    LOL I forwarded this to........ummmm.......I can't remember.
     

  3. jim314

    jim314 New Member

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    I am proud to admit that I relate to this, however, I can do without glasses for a short period of time, and I still hate elevator music :lol:
     
  4. kebee

    kebee Active Member

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    I hate to say this, but the perks for 50 and 60 didn't apply to me than, but watch out for over 70 and it sure dose now, about every one sorry to say except speed limints.

    Kebee
     
  5. PerryBee

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    That was hilarius but I have to disagree with #6, I am living proof that it is wrong! :lol: