Pretty Woman

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Iddee, Jan 1, 2012.

  1. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    The old man goes to answer a knock at the door one evening only to find two sherrif deputy's standing there.

    "Sir, are you married?" One deputy asked.

    "Why yes," the old man replied "for 48 years."

    "Do you have a photograph of your wife sir?" the second deputy questioned.

    The old man pulled a picture out his wallet and handed to the officers. They looked it over and handed it back to him.

    "Sir, I'm sorry but it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck."

    The old man says, "I know, son, but she's got a wonderful personality--and she's a great cook."
     
  2. Bsweet

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    Glad you saved that one till after Christmas, your almost sure to end up on the bad list. Jim