rat had one to many beers

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by riverrat, Oct 22, 2010.

  1. riverrat

    riverrat New Member

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    ole riverrat was drunker than a skunk a few years back stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up next to me and said, "I've got to take you in my friend. You're obviously drunk." I looked over the officers way and said , "Officer, are ya for sure I'm drunk?" all the cop could say was "Yeah, buddy, I'm sure your walking with one foot on the curb and one in the gutter, Let's go." Ole rat took a deep breath and breathed a sigh of relief , then said , "Wow I was starting to think I was crippled."