Redneck Lent

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  1. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    REDNECK LENT

    Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.



    The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic Faithful that they finally talked to their Priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic.



    After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass, and as the Priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, 'You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.



    Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.



    The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.



    There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."
     
  2. G3farms

    G3farms New Member

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    Good ol' boy thinking at its best!! :thumbsup:
     

  3. riverrat

    riverrat New Member

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    I think this redneck would have to give up lent for lent cuss the only thing going to get between me an thats deer better be a knife and fork :thumbsup:
     
  4. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    We know, Bubba..