Redneck Test

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Iddee, Dec 5, 2009.

  1. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    Score 3 points per correct answer. You're given 1 point to start.
    Answers follow below, so don't peek.....

    1. How many Vienna Sausages are in a can?
    2. What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars?
    3. Bill Dance is good at what?
    4. What university does Bill Dance root for?
    5. Where did Herschel Walker play (college) football?
    6. After boiling peanuts for an hour you have what?
    7. In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8?
    8. A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin' language?
    9. What is a chigger?
    10. What is scrapple?
    11. Where is "The Redneck Riviera"?
    12. What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak trees?
    13. What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury,_______________.
    14. What's the common name for a bowfin?
    15. If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get?
    16. Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart"?
    17. What are grits made out of?
    18. Who was nicknamed "The Bear"
    19. Why is the Blue Ridge blue?
    20. What did The Baldwin Sisters make?
    21. Who was Andy Taylor's love interest?
    22. What are the radio station call letters that carries "The Grand Ol' Opry"?
    23. Where would you find Vidalia County?
    24. What sport requires 3 legs and a rope?
    25. What instrument did Bill Monroe play? (typically)
    26. How many strings on a banjo? (two possible answers)
    27. When you argue with a fool, what is he doing?
    28. What is a scuppernong?
    29. Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu?
    30. Why do you want to eat "high on the hog"?
    31. What color is a John Deere?
    32. What do you call the offspring of a mule?
    33. What will you harvest when you plant "shade"?


    1. 7
    2. 43, red and blue
    3. Fishin'
    4. University of Tennessee
    5. University of Georgia
    6. Hard peanuts
    7. 283
    8. French
    9. A red bug (small parasite)
    10. A sausage-like loaf made out of pig parts
    11. Panama City, FL
    12. Spanish moss
    13. Evinrude
    14. Mudfish
    15. Nothing. A steer has been castrated.
    16. Hank Williams
    17. Corn
    18. Paul Bryant
    19. Because of the pollen
    20. "The Recipe"
    21. Helen
    22. WSM
    23. Georgia
    24. Calf roping
    25. Mandolin
    26. 5
    27. The same thing
    28. A wild grape
    29. Yes
    30. Because that's where the better cuts of meat are. Rich folks live high on the hog.
    31. Green
    32. Another trick animal husbandry question. Mules are generally sterile.
    33. Tobacco

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  2. G3farms

    G3farms New Member

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    I reckon I past at thar test.

    A couple of them would be area specific.


  3. Hobie

    Hobie New Member

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    I question the validity of the test. This full-blooded Yankee pulled off a "40."

    The rest of my answers were all "Who cares?" :D :lol:

    Of course, I spent my youth picking shade grown tobacco in Connecticut. Few people realize how beautiful tobacco flowers are!
  4. G3farms

    G3farms New Member

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    I do, I have put thousands and thousands of them on the ground when topping. The ol' horn worm is really pretty also.
    I must be pretty sensitive to nicotine I guess, after topping a field I would feel like I was drunk and just about sick.

    You don't have to live in the south to be a redneck ;)
  5. Walt B

    Walt B Active Member

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    I got 19 of them, so I guess I'm settling into the South. Also ordered fried okra the other day. My wife was so pleased! :D

  6. G3farms

    G3farms New Member

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    I am glad to hear you are getting the hang of it Walt :thumbsup:

  7. BjornBee

    BjornBee Active Member

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    That ain't no redneck test. Not one answer was "Bubba" and not one question had anything to do with daisy shorts..... :lol: