Resurrection - Children's Sermon

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  1. Slowmodem

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    Subject: Resurrection - Children's Sermon

    A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the
    sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.
    Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the
    same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can
    also be very dangerous.
    Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the
    resurrection, a little boy raised his hand........

    The pastor called on him
    and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that
    lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."
    It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue.
     
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