Going to bed the other night I noticed people in my shed stealing things. I called the police , but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they will send someone over as soon as possible. I hung up. A minute later I rang again. Hello I said, I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now, because I've shot them. Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red handed. One of the officers said:I thought you said you'd shot them. To which I replied: I thought you said there was no one available.