Senior's Texting Code

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  1. Marbees

    Marbees Member

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    Senior's Texting Codes
    Young people have theirs, now Seniors have their own texting codes:

    * ATD - At the Doctor's

    * BFF - Best Friends Funeral

    * BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

    * BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

    * CBM - Covered by Medicare

    * CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

    * DWI - Driving While Incontinent

    * FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

    * GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

    * GHA - Got Heartburn Again

    * HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

    * LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

    * LOL - Living on Lipitor

    * OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

    * TOT - Texting on Toilet

    * WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

    * WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

    Hope these help.






    GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)
















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  2. PerryBee

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    A good read to start the day! :lol:
     

  3. riverbee

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    too funny marbees!, love 'em!:lol:
     
  4. gunsmith

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    A few more:

    IMHO: Is my hearing aid on?
    GGLWO: Gotta go, Lawrence Welks on.
    OMMR: On my massage recliner.
    ROTFL...CGU: Rolling on the floor laughing, and can't get up.
    TTYL: Talk to you louder.
    WWNO: Walker wheels need oil.
     
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    "IMHO: Is my hearing aid on?
    GGLWO: Gotta go, Lawrence Welks on.
    OMMR: On my massage recliner.
    ROTFL...CGU: Rolling on the floor laughing, and can't get up.
    TTYL: Talk to you louder.
    WWNO: Walker wheels need oil.
    "

    good ones gunsmith! :rotfl:!
     
  6. Slowmodem

    Slowmodem New Member

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    They would be funny if they weren't so possible in our future! :eek:


    Little Feat (a great band once upon a time) said it best:

    Well you know that you're over the hill,
    When your mind makes a promise that your body won't fill. :D