Smart aleck caddy

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  1. indypartridge

    indypartridge New Member

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    THE TEN BEST CADDY REPLIES

    #10 Golfer: "I think I am going to drown myself in the lake."
    Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

    #9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
    Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

    #8 Golfer: "Do you think that my game is improving?"
    Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

    #7 Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
    Caddy: "Eventually!"

    #6 Golfer: "You got to be the worst caddy in the world."
    Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

    #5 Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time."
    Caddy: "It's not a watch, it is a compass."

    #4 Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
    Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally I prefer golf."

    #3 Golfer: "Do you think it is a sin to play on Sunday?"
    Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it is a sin on any day."

    #2 Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
    Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."


    AND THE #1 BEST CADDY COMMENT ...

    Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it is too old."
    Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
     
  2. Charles

    Charles New Member

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    Sounds like my golf game :Dancing: