Smart Lady

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Iddee, Jan 21, 2010.

  1. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in Northern Maine.
    The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn, the wife likes to read.
    One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides
    to take a nap.
    Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
    She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.
    Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and
    says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
    "Reading a book," She replies, (Thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in
    a restricted fishing area"; he informs her.
    "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
    "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
    moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
    "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
    woman.
    "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
    "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
    at any moment."
    "Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.


    MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
     
  2. G3farms

    G3farms New Member

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    :rolling: :rolling: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    Never argue with a woman, you will always pay for it in the long run, one way or another!!

    G3
     

  3. Hobie

    Hobie New Member

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    Oh, I am going to have to remember this one!!!
     
  4. rast

    rast New Member

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    Ain't fair Hobie, I haft to buy a license.