So what do you do for fun......

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by BjornBee, Apr 6, 2010.

  1. BjornBee

    BjornBee New Member

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    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

    Well, for example, the other day my wife and I traveled to town and went into a shop. We were only there for about five minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

    We went up to him and said, “Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?â€

    He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

    So my wife called him a jerk. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

    Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus, and the car had an Obama sticker. :lol:

    We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
     
  2. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    I have fun by giving Mr. Thomas a hard time. I can just see him boiling now, when he sees I changed Obama to McCain. :eek: :lol: :evil: :evil:
     

  3. G3farms

    G3farms New Member

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    that is pretty funny!!
     
  4. rast

    rast New Member

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    Iddee :D :D :lol: :thumbsup:
     
  5. BjornBee

    BjornBee New Member

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    Very funny....... ;)
     
  6. Charles

    Charles New Member

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    good one! :Dancing:
     
  7. dragonmaster765

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    One person I know likes to annoy people. She walked into a Walmart with her friend and he commented that she needed to buy toilet paper.

    "I know. There was that big strike down at the toilet paper factory"(her)
    (cashier) "Really?"
    "Of course! It's going to be all over the news tonight."(her)
    "I better buy a lot before I leave" (cashier who tells her friend in the next register)
    "You're going to be very busy tomorrow when the run on toilet paper happens tomorrow" (him)

    They leave and bust a gut laughing in the car.