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HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Splash a little watered down rusty red paint on the sidewalk.

5. Leave a note on your door that reads:

"Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter"

 

[Iddee]

That's the way it's done. :thumbsup:

 

[Charles]

Best security system I ever heard of :drinks:

 

[Mama Beek]

Hmmm, that is so doable for us!! XLB has extremely large boots We can also add a small pile of used shotgun shells to the mix.

 

[G3farms]

We can also add a small pile of used shotgun shells to the mix.

that is just what I was thinking also.

 

[BjornBee]

Good one.

Of course we need to assume bubba could write.... :lol:

 

[Hobie]

No, Bubba only needs to know how to read. Cooter has to be able to write, and he's the smart one.

 

[BjornBee]

No, Bubba only needs to know how to read. Cooter has to be able to write, and he's the smart one.

Now don't get too complex. That would of slid by, if you had not pointed it out.... :thumbsup: