sunday morning sex

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  1. dogsoldier13

    dogsoldier13 New Member

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    I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling ....


    Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went
    straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year old grandmother
    and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her
    grandmother replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were making love on
    Sunday morning.'

    Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people that were nearly 100
    years old, having sex would surely be asking for trouble. 'Oh, no, my
    dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we
    figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start
    to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. No thing
    too strenuous, simply in on the Ding, and out on the Dong.'

    She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be alive today
    if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.

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    red rambler New Member

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