Tax audit

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Iddee, Jul 31, 2011.

  1. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    I filed my 2010 tax return and expected a refund; instead, I am being audited!



    In response to the question: "Number of dependents?"



    I replied:



    “12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployable lazy bums; the entire cast of the Jerry Springer Show; 2 million people in over 243 prisons; 300,000 leftovers from Katrina; half of Mexico; and hundreds more in the U.S. House and Senateâ€.



    Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer?!?!
     
  2. efmesch

    efmesch Active Member

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    How about your 60,000 scavengers per hive?
     

  3. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    They pay their own way. No welfare there.