I filed my 2010 tax return and expected a refund; instead, I am being audited! In response to the question: "Number of dependents?" I replied: â€œ12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployable lazy bums; the entire cast of the Jerry Springer Show; 2 million people in over 243 prisons; 300,000 leftovers from Katrina; half of Mexico; and hundreds more in the U.S. House and Senateâ€. Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer?!?!