Thanksgiving Turkey Dressing

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Iddee, Nov 17, 2012.

  1. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    Thanksgiving Turkey Dressing

    4 cups crushed dry bread
    1/4 cup sage
    1/4 cup chopped onion
    1/2 cup chopped celery
    1/2 cup uncooked popcorn
    1 teaspoon salt
    5 cups of broth

    Mix well, stuff turkey and cook 5 hours at 300 degrees,
    or until popcorn blows the ass off of the turkey.
     
  2. ApisBees

    ApisBees Active Member

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    When will the turkey be ready? Whens supper time? It's a little far for either Perry or I to make it, but maybe some of your Beek neighbors would enjoy an invite. You could play the game Guess who's coming for dinner. Go give your wife a kiss on the cheek and let her know you invited _____ (number of members belonging to beekeepingforums) for dinner. See what kind of reaction you get, Compare it to going into a hive an a cloudy thundering raining day.
    Have a great Thanks Giving! My best wishes to you and your family.
    Apisbees
     

  3. gunsmith

    gunsmith New Member

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    If you increase the popcorn to 1 cup, it may be enough to blow the a$$ of the turkry all the way to Canada. :lol:
     
  4. riverbee

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    "If you increase the popcorn to 1 cup, it may be enough to blow the a$$ of the turkry all the way to Canada. :lol:"
    :rotfl:
     
  5. Gypsi

    Gypsi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Now that is a new take on stuffing!