The Cowboy Boots

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  1. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    Subject: The Cowboy Boots





    The Cowboy Boots


    (Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one!)

    Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?

    He asked for help and she could see why..

    Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.

    She almost cried when the little boy said, 'Teacher, they're on the wrong feet.' She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet..

    He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.'

    She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, 'Why didn't you say so?' like she wanted to. Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said, 'They're my brother's boots. My mom made me wear 'em.'

    Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.

    Helping him into his coat, she asked, 'Now, where are your mittens?'

    He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.'

    She will be eligible for parole in three years!
     
  2. G3farms

    G3farms New Member

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    that s funny :lol:

    G3
     

  3. BjornBee

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    Must be a teacher with no kids of her own.... ;)
     
  4. Mama Beek

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    poor thing! Those of us who have had many children to tend at the same time have learned to let the child finish their bit before reacting ;)
     
  5. Charles

    Charles New Member

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    I have found pennies, rocks, toys, and anything else you can imagine in my shoes. Glad my boy is past that stage now.

    Unfortunately it is not uncommon to find my shoes with toys tied to the laces with knots now, kinda like a GI Joe prisoner camp or something :)
     
  6. G3farms

    G3farms New Member

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    Just keep the ropes put away, you might wake up tied to the bed one morning :shock: :lol:

    G3
     
  7. BjornBee

    BjornBee New Member

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    And the point is....... :confused:

    I've waken to this situation. Not so bad..... :thumbsup:

    :Dancing:
     
  8. G3farms

    G3farms New Member

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    yeah but you will be late for work!! :mrgreen:

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  9. Charles

    Charles New Member

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    Bjorn, I found the perfect shirt for you:

    Sexy Beekeeper

    :rolling: