The Haircut

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Iddee, Oct 1, 2012.

  1. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.

    After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.

    When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

    Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

    The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

    Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.

    The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

    And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

    BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!
     
  2. Eddy Honey

    Eddy Honey New Member

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    Hey! You said no politics!! :grin:
     

  3. BoilerJim

    BoilerJim New Member

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  4. blueblood

    blueblood New Member

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    :lol:mad:Iddee...good one! But, hey, really, we don't eat that many donuts....I promise ya...:cool:
     
  5. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    Eddy, re-read my post. I said no party politics.

    BB, No, you give some away, as above. :lol:
     
  6. brooksbeefarm

    brooksbeefarm New Member

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    Iddee, you ment distroy, not run, didn't you.:roll:. Hey BB, when i was on the Mo. State Waterpatol i would have loved to find a donut stand on Table Rock Lake,unfortunately all they had at the Docks was fish bait. Hey, iddee should have been a patrolman,that would have been lunch for him.:lol: Jack
     
  7. Daniel Y

    Daniel Y New Member

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    I thought this was going to be another joke. Until I got to the end and realized it was a documentary.
     
  8. blueblood

    blueblood New Member

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    Brooks, I think the donuts would get soggy on the boat.
     
  9. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    Nothing wrong with a good minnow stew now and then, jack. :D
     
  10. brooksbeefarm

    brooksbeefarm New Member

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    We have a cajun in our bee club, nobody will take him fishing after we heard what he cooks and eats. We wouldn't have anything to fish with after he ate lunch.:lol: Jack
     
  11. Nenno from Ork

    Nenno from Ork New Member

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    Brekdown of the word politics:

    Poly means "many"
    Tics are blood sucking insects.