The Hypnotist

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  1. G3farms

    G3farms New Member

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    It was entertainment night at the Senior Center .

    Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you all into a trance -
    I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'

    The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
    antique pocket watch from his coat. The polished metal gleamed in the
    light.

    Claude the hypnotist said: 'I want you each to keep your eyes on this
    antique watch.

    It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.'

    He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
    chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch . .. . '

    The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
    shimmering off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed
    the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's
    fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.

    'SH&#%^!' said the Hypnotist.


    It took 3 days to clean up the Senior Center .
     
  2. BjornBee

    BjornBee New Member

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    So it was at first.... :D

    Then..................... :shock:

    Then..................... :x

    Then..................... :oops:
     

  3. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    Poor Bjorn. He was hypnotized and now has a mess to clean. :eek:
     
  4. BjornBee

    BjornBee New Member

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    Now go easy iddee.... ;)

    Last time you picked on me, you started that whole "Ted-Ted-Laura" joke line.

    Oh wait....That will be down to only "Ted-Laura" now.... :roll:
     
  5. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    All right, already.. I surrender.