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It was entertainment night at the Senior Center .

Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you all into a trance -
I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat. The polished metal gleamed in the
light.

Claude the hypnotist said: 'I want you each to keep your eyes on this
antique watch.

It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.'

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch . .. . '

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
shimmering off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed
the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's
fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.

'SH&#%^!' said the Hypnotist.


It took 3 days to clean up the Senior Center .
 
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