The Kiss

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  1. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    The Kiss


    There was a married couple who were in a terrible accident. The
    woman's face was burned severely. The doctor told the husband
    they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was so
    skinny. The husband then donated some of his skin...however,
    the only place suitable to the doctor was from his buttocks.
    The husband requested that no one be told of this because it
    was, after all, a very delicate matter!

    After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the
    woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever did
    before! All her friends and relatives just ranted and raved at
    her youthful beauty!

    She was alone with her husband one day and she wanted to thank
    him for what he did. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you
    for everything you did for me! There is no way I could ever
    repay you!"

    He replied, "Oh don't worry, Honey. I get plenty thanks enough
    every time your mother comes over and kisses you on the cheek!"
     
  2. Charles

    Charles New Member

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    [​IMG] That is hilarious!
     

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