the mans guide to love

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Zookeep, Oct 10, 2012.

  1. Zookeep

    Zookeep Active Member

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    the mans guide to love and lasting relationships.....

    1) find a woman who makes you laugh.

    2) find a woman who has a job and loves housework.

    3) find a woman who is honest.

    4) find a woman who will wait on you hand and foot.

    5) find a woman who is awesome in the bedroom.

    6) and the most important thing is to make sure these 5 women never meet:thumbsup:
     
  2. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    Fina a Women or Woman???
     

  3. riverbee

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    iddee:
    "Fina a Women or Woman???"
    FIND.....?
    :lol:
     
  4. PerryBee

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    :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:
     
  5. Iddee

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    Didn't wanna be 'cused of being the grammar police. :D
     
  6. kebee

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    Don't need women I have one that fills them all, I am the luckest man in the world and I know it.

    kebee
     
  7. heinleinfan

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    And for the women, we need:

    a man who can dance
    a man who can fix things
    a man who will buy us things
    a man we can talk to
    a man that's good in bed.


    It's best if they all meet, 'cause men always compete, and then you can go home with the winner.
     
  8. PerryBee

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    :shock: :lol: :rolling::rotfl:
     
  9. heinleinfan

    heinleinfan New Member

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    Is it just me, or does my user-picture look even more "sly" on that post than on others? :wink:

    (The list isn't mine, it's from the Sweet Potato Queens. I just had to add the mini-rhyme to "compete" with the original post from zookeep!)
     
  10. Omie

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    I always love what Paul Newman once said when asked if he was ever tempted to cheat on his wife Joanne Woodward. He said "I have steak at home, why go out for hamburger?" :thumbsup:
     
  11. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    a man who can dance........NOPE
    a man who can fix things..........yep
    a man who will buy us things..........yep
    a man we can talk to..........NOPE
    a man that's good in bed......... I HOPE :D
     
  12. efmesch

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    I hope YOU make sure that SHE knows that YOU know it. :grin:
     
  13. PerryBee

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    "A man that's good in bed"? I'm the guy! :thumbsup: I bet that I can sleep better than just about anyone without even putting my mind to it. (not that I'm bragging mind you). :oops:
     
  14. Noronajo

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    All I'm saying is, " Do not enter this thread without a shovel"!!!
     
  15. kebee

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    efmech, I try to every day to let her know I know it, she is not one to take flattery very well or let me do little things for her but I still try to do them all the time.

    And heinleinfan showed you list to my wife and she said I was all of them and than some, don't know what the some is though.

    Noronajo no need for a shovel here, my wife is perfect.

    Have a great day I do everyday and the bees are out and about as always.

    kebee