The Pope and the Rabbi

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by PerryBee, Mar 8, 2012.

  1. PerryBee

    PerryBee New Member

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    I do not know if this would be considered offensive by anyone and if so I apologize and mods please remove! (But I found it funny)

    Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy . There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal:
    he'd have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy ; if the Pope won, they'd have to convert or leave.

    The Jewish people met and picked an aged and wise Rabbi to represent them in the debate.
    However, as the Rabbi spoke no Italian, and the Pope spoke no Yiddish, they agreed that
    it would be a 'silent' debate.

    On the chosen day the Pope and Rabbi sat opposite each other.

    The Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.

    The Rabbi looked back and raised one finger.

    Next, the Pope waved his finger around his head.

    The Rabbi pointed to the ground where he sat.

    The Pope brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of wine.

    The Rabbi pulled out an apple.

    With that, the Pope stood up and declared himself beaten and said that the Rabbi was
    too clever. The Jews could stay in Italy .

    Later the Cardinals met with the Pope and asked him what had happened.

    The Pope said "First I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity. He responded by holding
    up a single finger to remind me there is still only one God common to both our faiths.

    Then, I waved my finger around my head to show him that God was all around us. The Rabbi
    responded by pointing to the ground to show that God was also right here with us.

    I pulled out the wine and host to show that through the perfect sacrifice Jesus has atoned for our sins, but the Rabbi pulled out an apple to remind me of the original sin. He bested me at every move and I could not continue."

    Meanwhile, the Jewish community gathered to ask the Rabbi how he'd won.

    "I haven't a clue" said the Rabbi. "First, he told me that we had three days to get out of Italy , so I gave him the finger.

    Then he tells me that the whole country would be cleared of Jews, but I told him emphatically that we were staying right here."

    "And then what?" asked a woman.

    "Who knows?" said the Rabbi. "He took out his lunch, so I took out mine."

     
  2. bamabww

    bamabww New Member

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    LOL! Good one Perry!
     

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    jim314 New Member

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    BoilerJim New Member

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    That was very good. Not offended at all. :grin:
     
  5. heinleinfan

    heinleinfan New Member

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    :lol: I laughed out loud, for real. That was great.

    (And one thing I truly believe: God has a sense of humor and so should we! Not offensive at all.)
     
  6. Ladyleo191

    Ladyleo191 New Member

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    Of course, He has a sense of humor...just look at a Platypus!
     
  7. efmesch

    efmesch Active Member

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    :rolling: And here I thought I had already heard all the Pope/Rabbi jokes.
    Perry, you get the reward for originality. (And sensitivity too...)