Barrack Obama, Stephen Harper, the Dalai Lama, and a young Canadian backpacker where all on a plane flying high in the sky. Suddenly there's a problem and the pilots yell to abandon the plane and they both bail out. The 4 passengers look at each other and notice that there are only 3 parachutes left! Obama quickly grabs one and says "I'm the leader of the most powerful nation in the world, I'm too important to die" and he jumps! Harper snags the next one saying "I'm the brains of my country, I'm too important to die" and he bails out! That leaves the Dalai Lama and the young Canadian looking at each other, so the Dalai Lama says "Young man, I am old and have lived a good and peaceful life, my place in the afterlife is secure. You are young and have so much of your life ahead of you, take the parachute and save youself". The young Canadian says "That's ok, we can both jump, there are two parachutes left". The Dalai Lama says "But how can this be?" The young Canadian says "The brains of Canada bailed out with my backpack!"